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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Brunswick Pro Bowling Review

Brunswick Pro Bowling
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I waited several months in anticipation for this games release. I had the Wii version which was really bad, but Crave promised this one would be better. Let me say it is NOT. If anything, it is worse than the Wii version. Let me explain why.
1. The Kinect controls are absolutely terrible. It is not the Kinect sensor at fault here. It is the code written to use the Kinect sensor that is bad. The controls are truly unstable. It is very difficult to lock the cursor on any control. The cursor moves away from the target without any hand movement at all.
2. There are very few options. You have to tell the game which hand the bowler will use, every time you start up a new game. If you check the bowler profile, it knows which hand the bowler uses, but still Crave makes you select which hand the bowler will use.
There should be an option to skip the NPC player / players. The way it is now, you have to select each and every time the NPC bowls whether to skip his play display. I should be able to tell the game up front which NPCs I don't want to watch bowl.
There should be a saved setup that determines which bowlers are NPC bowlers. The way it is now you have to set that at the beginning of each new play session.
3. The Wii version told you each time your bowler increased his stats. The Kinect version does not tell you anything. Each time I check the bowlers stats they are unchanged, so it appears they do not even change, which means you are doomed to bowl the same lousy way every time you bowl.
3. The targeting is just terrible. It does not seem to matter where you aim, the ball is going to roll where it will. It often will go to one side or the other, sometimes directly at the 4 pin or the 6 pin.
4. Lastly, this game is not fun. You would think the Crave devs would understand, if a game is not fun, people will not buy it.
The xbox 360 provides a method for publishers to patch their code. I certainly hope Crave reads these reviews and will attempt to fix their game. Until that happens I would recommend not buying this game. I think you will be disappointed as was I.
I will wait and see if they do patch the game to make it better. If that happens I will change this review.


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Brunswick Pro Bowling is a bowling simulation game for Xbox 360 that utilizes the motion capture and control capabilities of the Xbox 360 Kinect motion control system. The result is addictive gameplay that is both realistic and entertaining for the whole family, with the extreme sensitivity of the Xbox 360 Kinect allowing players to roll their ball virtually any way that they could do so in a real bowling alley. Additional features include: detailed environments filled with interesting characters, multiple mode settings, character customization and even bumpers for kids, or others needing help staying out of the gutter.


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Thursday, November 10, 2011

NDS Elf Bowling 1 and 2 Review

NDS Elf Bowling 1 and 2
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Please, whatever you do, don't buy this. I had no intention of reviewing this "game" until I noticed that it was actually in the top selling games for the DS (albeit within the top 100, but that's beside the point regarding such filth as this).
It's twenty dollars. Sounds cheap, right? Looks kind of funny, right? "Elf Bowling"! You knock down elves, how hilarious!
Okay. Now that you've smiled (or perhaps not) at the thought of knocking down elves mimicking bowling pins, there's absolutely no reason for you or your mom or something resembling a person with a heartbeat to buy this. The two games on here (bowling and shuffleboard) resemble poorly made PC shareware circa 1992, because that's what they pretty much are.
Google "Elf Bowling." There. Play the two games included on this $20 compilation for FREE. Kinda glad you didn't pay anything for such a mildly amusing fun-for-five-minutes-at-best triviality, huh?

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Elf Bowling 1 & 2 includes the original bowling game (with elves as pins) as well as a shuffleboard game (with elves as pucks).

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